*SHRIEKS* I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU WOULD EVER CONSIDER WRITING A STEREK ALMOST HUMAN!AU??? OR EVEN JUST ALMOST HUMAN FIC?????
Girl you KNOW almost human fic is gonna come out of my face at some point because I LOVE THE SHOW AND AM OBSESSED WITH IT. I think I need a bit more canon but IT WILL HAPPEN.
LOL A STEREK ALMOST HUMAN AU. I’m definitely not writing it but YOU KNOW Derek would be great at being a futuristic cop who HATES ALL NEWFANGLED TECHNOLOGY and is absolutely enraged by the MX robots that do everything by the book and threaten to tell on him whenever he fucks something up. Derek Hale CANNOT deal with someone constantly judging him for how he does his business. Because he does it badly. YOU KNOW HE DOES.
It’s hard for him though. He just got back from medical leave after coming out of a coma after the crazed horrible fire that killed his family and the mysterious disappearance of his girlfriend. Somehow he makes it his fault. He got wolfsbane to the arm and they couldn’t save it, and now he has a synthetic arm that gives him a dull aching pain all day, leaves him trembling with spasms. HE HATES EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING IS GOING POORLY.
Cue his new partner, a bot he chose who was about to be trashed because of a failed experiment to make bots more realistic, with a more natural conversation style. Derek realizes that the failure is that Stiles is always talking, mocking Derek, laughing at him for stuff Derek didn’t even think was weird. THE OTHER FAILURE is how they made his eyes UNNATURAL. Humans don’t have that shade of eyeball, that honey whiskey in the summer sun business. Derek is keeping a journal of all the ways Stiles is a FAILED EXPERIMENT.
For your consideration, the scene where Stiles is left alone with Danny, one of the other detectives on the force, who definitely hates Stiles a lot, but Stiles cannot stop asking questions like “DANNY AM I ATTRACTIVE TO HUMANS?”
Also we can definitely have a long conversation about how Stiles knows what temperature Derek takes his coffee, because Stiles PAYS ATTENTION. To a lot of things. Like the state of Derek’s balls.
Also, Stiles has ideas of where Derek can put olive oil.
Also Derek needs to know if Stiles is smooth like a Ken doll, you know, down there and utterly fails at asking the question ten seconds after it occurs to him. ”I DON’T WANT TO SEE YOUR DICK” Derek roars, while not taking his eyes off Stiles’s dick.
Finally, Derek would definitely think of a plan as dumb as putting gum on a bullet hole in a robot’s head. End of story. WHAT A GOOD TIME
[[OH GOD I’VE DIED AND NOW I’M LIVING IN A STEREK ALMOST HUMAN ‘VERSE SOMEONE HELP ME]]
05. Dan and Blair
“I don’t want to be your friend, Blair. I want more. I want you.”
Scott McCall 2014 Calendar - A4 HQ
As a thank you for the 9k+ followers, I’ll be releasing calendars for this next year! I hope to release at least two more before the end of December.
I’m giving you the best resolution possible for this artwork I did of Scott, so please, please, don’t repost it anywhere else, even with credit.
Thank you for sticking up with me <3
oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
#ok but u kno this is an accurate portrayal of their sex life and how they like it #like Stiles likes it hard and dirty #just gettin’ in the door still with his jacket on #Derek surprising him and goin’ down on him real quick and filthy #pants around his ankles not even a hello honey how was your day #which he probably says every time#and Derek huffs against his thigh maybe bites at a little #and it works every time #the first time he maybe hit his head a bit hard in the middle of sayin ‘oh fuck Derek— ah fuck’ #and Derek probably made a remark about him losing brain cells #and Stiles probably said something ~witty like lol maybe you should make me lose some more #mmm cos you know he’d be super bad at dirty talk #till he gets a bit practised #till he learns what gets Derek going yeah then #THEN you got Derek and you KNOW he likes it slow #he likes it when Stiles takes his time #takes him apart piece by piece until he’s breathless with want #like Stiles’d dig a little bit of teeth that little bit of an edge of pain #but he wouldn’t want Derek to feel ANY pain #cos he’s a sucker and you know he wants Derek to have NICE things #NICE sweaters for Christmas and NICE pillow talk and NICE head #where he just totally worships the fuck out of Derek #and Derek falls apart under his hands #BUT ALSO FEELS TREASURED #MHM cos lbr they’d probably do filthy things but you can bet your ass they’d be nice about it #they’d be the losers thathold hands under the table whilst they’re throwing chips at each other #or insult each other inbetween kisses #best of both worlds all in one pretty gifset (✿◠‿◠) (via stilinskisparkles)
There needs to be a bar or club or something that when you walk in there’s a rack of different color wristbands with words like “I looking for-“
- no one
So that everyone would know who’s looking for who.
"Hey that girl is cute. And her wristband says she’s also looking for a girl. Sweet!”
"He’s cute, but his wristband says girls. Oh well."
you are the future